How do gay gangsters do a drive by? They pull up in a pink Caddy, throw Skittles and yell “That’s right bitches, Taste the Rainbow”
I don’t want your frisky sheets!– Me, at Nessa’s house.
The next time you forgetting forget, I’m gonna chop off your Dixie cup and...– My Censored Threat
are just chubby dolphins
Let’s go over the facts about the yellow-eyed dude from Twilight. He does not kill people He lives in a forest He sparkles Obviously, Edward Cullen is a fairy, not a vampire.
Click the play button to listen to this music playlist!– Listen to My Random Mix
If I get really angry at somebody, I’m not going to talk about them behind their back o give them dirty looks. I’d chop off their nose and feed it to Peruvian wolf hounds.
Thank you Keeley and Maria. You’ve made my life easier when it comes to Spanish.
Be nice to me, lest I be tempted to bludgeon you with a keyboard.
Oil pastels are just greasy crayons.